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        <title><![CDATA[Genghis Khan was a Health Care Reformer (and other Observations)]]></title>
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        <description><![CDATA[Humor, real or imagined.]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[GEORGE BUSH WINS (MERDE!)]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2004 01:18:00 +0100</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Goddamn it. ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[MESSAGE TO JOHN KERRY]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2004 16:23:00 +0100</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Please win. Seriously. Pleeeeease win. Pleeeeeaaaaaase. ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[THAT'S IT!  I'M MOVING TO UDMURTIA]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2004 18:26:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA["WASHINGTON (Reuters): US President George W. Bush opened a four-point lead on Democratic Sen. John Kerry the day after the final debate between the White House rivals, according to a Reuters/Zogby poll released on Friday. Bush led Kerry 48-44 percent... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[NANCY DREW AND THE DECAPITATED, MUTILATED BODY]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2004 17:56:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[No one can dispute the claim that CSI: Las Vegas is a popular show, so popular in fact that it has given rise to CSI: New York, CSI: Miami, CSI: Dakar, CSI: Boise. Network executives should never question the appeal of exposed wounds and realististic... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[The Veeps Go Head to Command Center ]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://funambulus.canalblog.com/archives/2004/10/06/130933.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2004 15:55:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[It is a common fact that George W. Bush is a far easier target for humorists than the President, Codpiece Cheney, who as an insistently dreary figure in American politics, leaves no room for satirical attack. Bush is an easy target because he looks as... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[The Unpublished Works of Atzur Capsadecapells: NOW ON SALE]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2004 02:34:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[When Atzur Capsadecapells (Bellver, ca. 1886), Catalan poet, writer, and malcontent, hanged himself in 1928, he left behind a modest, disorganized pile of writings and half-formed scribbles. As for his artistic legacy, only a single sketch remains. I... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[SAQs (Seldom Asked Questions)]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2004 02:21:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Q: Why do you think your blog is the best thing since sliced bread? A: We don't. We think it's better than sliced bread. Q: Who are you, anyway? A: Who are any of us? Q: Do a lot of people read your blog? A: Once they receive the e-mail notifications... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[WE'VE CHANGED NAMES!]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://funambulus.canalblog.com/archives/2004/10/06/130483.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2004 02:04:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Yes, we've changed names. But not management. The Editorial Board of Funambulus -I'm sorry, "Genghis Khan was a Health Care Reformer" or "GHWHCR"- has not yet cleared out and emptied its collective desks of its rotten peaches, hobby-horses, irony, and... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[THE MASTER DEBATER]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://funambulus.canalblog.com/archives/2004/09/27/122519.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2004 06:59:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[By all accounts and by all standards, John Kerry won the first presidential debate last night, his voice thundering across the lectern and into the hearts of undecided voters, putting to shame Bush's speechwriters, who can be faulted for inserting awkward... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[Dealing with Favoritism at Work: Some Tips from Polliwig]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://funambulus.canalblog.com/archives/2004/09/24/120411.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2004 20:17:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[PROFESSOR POLLIWIG 1) Move at the speed of darkness, like the person who is currently getting away with murder. 2) Do not commit murder (that will keep your record clean, and allow you to move up in the future if the person benefiting from favoritism... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[Random Pic: I]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2004 21:34:00 +0200</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Random Pic: Negative One ]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://funambulus.canalblog.com/archives/2004/08/25/92517.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2004 02:28:00 +0200</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[The World's Smallest Violin ]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://funambulus.canalblog.com/archives/2004/08/18/86446.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2004 00:52:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[People whine and complain about nothing. They tut as they stand in line at the Post Office; they get bugged when the workers at Subway take too long to make their meatball sandwiches. They complain when they wait on hold for customer service for fifteen... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[NEW CALIFORNIA STATE FLAG]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2004 00:53:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[I think it's due time that Californians rid themselves of their ratty old banner and adopt a new standard to which they can pledge their allegiance. It's an ugly old thing. The star looks vaguely Stalinistic. I mean, look at it, the bear looks intoxicated,... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[OTHER NEWS: II]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://funambulus.canalblog.com/archives/2004/07/16/62730.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2004 00:12:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Interestingly enough, the U.S. State of Georgia has also changed its state flag. I found out this piece of news after my old entry had aged by several hours. This flag apparently opens up a new era of progressive thought, cultural sensitivity, and...wishful... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[OTHER NEWS: I]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2004 18:51:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[So much of our news is violent and brutish. I thought I'd bring you some news from the world of vexillology (that's the study of flags) so that you won't think it's all about abuse at the highest levels of executive power...but enough about the Byzantine... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[THE SACREDNESS OF PENGUINS]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2004 22:13:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Much like cats in Egyptian culture and cows in Hinduism, the penguin was a sacred animal for people of the Ice Shelf Culture. The na-bu-ú was seen as a living representative of the storm god Ashu-u, and was believed to have been rendered flightless by... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[DISCOVERY UNDER THE ICE!]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://funambulus.canalblog.com/archives/2004/06/24/43773.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2004 23:43:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[I apologize for turning Funambulus into a monthly instead of its intended status as a hebdomedary (not a type of camel). There is no web access in the frozen wastes of Antarctica, where I have been conducting research on an ancient civilization that extended... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[OCCUPATIONS: The Doorman ]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2004 23:00:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[The Doorman Leaning across the woman's breasts, Flapping with a newspaper like angry origami. His companion the television tube Talks back, feeding him air, light, Sports scores, cancer, news, noise. In his booth, he sneers at those Leaving an elevator,... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[MY THEORY ON PARTICIPLES: PART II]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://funambulus.canalblog.com/archives/2004/05/11/25382.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2004 02:05:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[No one listens in Hollywood . I rant and rave on my blog I mean, "website" which is serviced by the French, and still the big studio executives come up with: There they go, using a participle in a movie title. Yes, she's hot. Yes, when a bus bearing her... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[OCCUPATIONS: The Lecturer]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://funambulus.canalblog.com/archives/2004/04/27/21218.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2004 17:37:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[The Lecturer His feet slap the foyer- Ambitious tickles across The campus floor. Greet, salute the secular pyx as you Step into the Common Room, Insulated on all sides By cork announcement boards. Come! Meet! Conspire: "Third Annual Conference on Some... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[THE THIN LINE BETWEEN THIS AND THAT: An Oversized Comic]]></title>
    <link><![CDATA[https://funambulus.canalblog.com/archives/2004/04/14/17656.html]]></link>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2004 14:30:00 +0200</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2004 14:29:00 +0200</pubDate>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2004 14:28:00 +0200</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[THE THIN LINE BETWEEN THIS AND THAT: A Comic]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2004 13:51:00 +0200</pubDate>
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