By all accounts and by all standards, John Kerry won the first presidential debate last night, his voice thundering across the lectern and into the hearts of undecided voters, putting to shame Bush's speechwriters, who can be faulted for inserting awkward...

PROFESSOR POLLIWIG 1) Move at the speed of darkness, like the person who is currently getting away with murder. 2) Do not commit murder (that will keep your record clean, and allow you to move up in the future if the person benefiting from favoritism...