NEWSFLASH!

Apparently, algebra is not calculus!  The Funambulus News Desk (well, it's more of a News Stool) was informed by one Albert Einstein, a possible miscreant and chicken-teaser, that the problem posted as one of Alexandra's accomplishments is not calculus at all...but algebra.  Einstein also claims to have turned this Exalted Editor into a cuckold.  Every Thursday, no less.  All this Exalted Editor can write is: 1) Alexandra and I know calculus when we see it, and we know what we like, but we like calculus so much that we even consider algebra calculus.  We also think that Frank Sinatra was a complicated calculus problem.  2) My wife and I had a talk and I have agreed to pay more attention to her and not to let my editorial duties get in the way of Love.  She wants children.  I have come around to the idea. 

Here's hoping that one of my offspring carries no resemblance to that blackguard Einstein.  Damn him and his Thursday shenanigans.

Comments

[Paul]

You're right, H.! Who cares about pie charts and vectors and perpindicular, non-linear chocolate rhombuses when there are beautiful women in the world with more curves than a Venn diagram!

[Henrique]

Hei, comrade.

Algebra, calculus? Doesn´t matter.

Alexandra is Poetry.